Where do I go?
I don't know what prompted me to write this fictional note. Just Divine Intervention maybe... that I decided to write about existentialism. An Ad in the Papers: Afterlife Luxuries cannot get any better!!** Are you Dead? Don't know whether to go to Heaven, Jannat, Swarga? We' come to your aid! Heaven*: A magical place above the clouds, where heavenlings(Might not be the right name. Sounds Gay!) roam about in white robes with divine enlightenment(so to speak), is one of the most popular afterlife destinations. Equipped with Divine Figures, it offers you unmatched comfort and Angels who will serve your every need. Also, a trend setting HALO offered to you to proudly showcase that you are officially a heaven resident. Additional benefits include: Worship offered by most countries in the world. Holy Graces to provide for family members in times of emergency. Standard permission into the dreams of priests and catholic loyalists! Jannat*: A sought after abode on which several e...